Chore anyone...?
Why is it that most men (myself included) are only given one job to do around the house? Is it because you only trust us with one chore, you think we are only capable of doing one thing at a time? No, I'll tell you why.... It's because there are more important things for us to be doing... like, watching the game. If we didn't support our team, then who is going to? No one. And what is a team without fans? They would be nowhere without us...
What is the most important job that only men do around the house? I'll tell you, the most important job that men have around the house (once a week) is take out the garbage. This is the only job we are really responsible for. If you are asked to do anything else on top of this, you are going above and beyond the call of duty, and should be rewarded handsomely.
All jokes aside... I need to start helping out around the house more or my wife is going to feed me the grizzlies, then to the killer whales, and then she'll go to work on me!
No I’m kidding, she’s great. I asked her if she would ever do that (feed me to the grizzlies)? And she said, “That’s ridiculous, who would take out the garbage.”
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What is the most important job that only men do around the house? I'll tell you, the most important job that men have around the house (once a week) is take out the garbage. This is the only job we are really responsible for. If you are asked to do anything else on top of this, you are going above and beyond the call of duty, and should be rewarded handsomely.
All jokes aside... I need to start helping out around the house more or my wife is going to feed me the grizzlies, then to the killer whales, and then she'll go to work on me!
No I’m kidding, she’s great. I asked her if she would ever do that (feed me to the grizzlies)? And she said, “That’s ridiculous, who would take out the garbage.”
If you or someone you know has problems doing chores around the house, you’re not alone. It’s not too late to get help. Please call ‘1-888-GoodForNothing’ now for a free brochure. Come see the countless Americans and Canadians that have already gotten help and are well on their way to a Healthier and Happier life. That number again is ‘1-888-GoodForNothing’. That’s ‘1-888-GoodForNothing’.
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writen & directed by Mo-Pie
3:04 PM
9 Comments:
Its nice to know that Canadians were included. I can handle the garbage. Its the damn lawn that I need cut. I've never done it myself. What a femenist!
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Tam, at around 4:41 PM
I love to do the lawn! It's the damn dishes I hate! Of course right now, we have no lawn. I threw the Canadians in for you.
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Mo-Pie, at around 4:50 PM
If I fed him to the grizzlies, who would do my laundry, my dishes, trim my toenails and give me back scratches. Better to just beat him when he misbehaves so he's still around to do all that.
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Kristen, at around 8:05 AM
Did you give him the number? Maybe he should be calling this number instead " 1-888-NoMoreAbuse ".
I don't mind giving the Back Scratches either.
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Mo-Pie, at around 10:19 AM
the problem being, Mo-Pie, is that the fellas who don't got off their bum and do the chores sure as shit aren't going to get off their bum and call a number.
that's just my experience with the no-chore-doing guys. my housemate is included in that group and he doesn't even watch sports!
there aren't many chores i really MIND doing, it's more the principle of the thing. fairness. equality. etc.
with that said, i hope i shack up with a fella who likes to fold laundry and make the bed. i suck at those.
;) sizz
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Sizzle, at around 11:32 AM
I too (Along with the other chores) don't mind to fold cloths (I worked in clothing retail for about 7 years. I'm pretty good at folding) and making the bed (Another thing I can do well). This is why I will try to get off of my bum and help out more.
I did the dishes and some of the laundry the other day! I'm getting better.
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Mo-Pie, at around 11:59 AM
Hey, I said I don't mind folding and stuff. I think I'm better at that then Sarah. But you are probably right, it's more of a "Ok, now you're going to take the garbage out, very good, here's a cookie. Now go in and finish watching the game. Ha!
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Mo-Pie, at around 11:40 PM
excuse me, I think I am pretty good at folding clothes myself. I challenge you to a fold-off!
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Anonymous, at around 3:36 PM
Oh, snap! She housed me! I will axcept your challenge, and I will even give you a head start.
writen & directed by
Mo-Pie, at around 4:16 PM
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