Top ten signs that your cat is a boy...

Number 10: Whenever the game is on, you can never get anything through it's thick scull.

Number 9: It always takes the newspaper in the litter box when going number 2.

Number 8: When the female hussy cat walks by the house, it franticly tries to get out for a quick shag.

Number 7: When that cute cat on the Friskies commercial comes on, it starts humping the living room table.

Number 6: You name it Bella, then when you see it grew some balls , you change it's name to Kevin Bacon.

Number 5: It never gets why you cry every time you watch Million Dollar Baby and then continues to call you a loser for being such a wuss.

Number 4: When you take it to the vet they ask you why he's dressed up in that cute pink dress and bonnet.

Number 3: On weekends, you can catch it at the local pub bragging about all the great pussy it got the other night.

Number 2: Whenever you log onto your computer, the browser's home page is always set to some girlie kitty-porn site.

And the Number 1 sign that your cat is a boy: It likes to refer to its private parts as Big Ben and the Willie Parker Gang.


Dedicated to our cat Kevin Bacon....