This is for the Football fans out there... I just found this and thought it to be a bit on the funny side...
What can you expect to hear in the upcoming week...
These totals are for the entire Super Bowl Week, starting precisely at 12 a.m. on Sunday, January 29th and ending with the Super Bowl's coin toss on February 5th.
Times you are reminded that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit: 65
Times you see the Bettis "fumble" highlight in slow motion: 23
Times you hear the name Terrell Owens: 145
Times you hear the name Drew Rosenhaus: 10
Times you hear the name Drew Barrymore: 0
Times you hear a reference to Chuck Knox: 50
Times you hear a reference to Chuck Noll: 51
Times you hear a reference to Chuck Norris: 1 (FYI: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.)
Times you see a promo for Jake in Progress: 30
Times you hear someone describe the past weekend's championship games as "Jake's NOT in Progress": 1
Times you hear a Starbucks reference: 15
Times you hear a Nirvana reference: 10
Times you hear a Backstreet Boys reference: 0
Times you see a segment on all the different "Roethlis-Burger" specials in Pittsburgh-area restaurants: 4
Times you see a segment on all the different "Boul-tupper-ware" specials in Seattle-area "Bed, Bath and Beyonds": 0
Times someone makes a lame "wardrobe malfunction" quip: 10
Times someone is amazed the Rolling Stones are still alive: 100
