Donald Trump

This is for you guys who are just obsessed with the Big DT.

Top Ten Signs You Are Obsessed With Donald Trump


Number 10. Every Thursday night, you fire one of your kids.

Number 9. Instead of "Hump Day," you refer to Wednesday as "Trump Day."

Number 8. You insist that people refer to your residence as the Taj Ma House

Number 7. Before going under for an appendectomy, you say, "If I don't make it, tell Donald I love him."

Number 6. He goes by "The Donald," you go by, "The Kenny."

Number 5. Instead of mowing your lawn, you let the grass grow very long then comb it over.

Number 4. Your wife filed for divorce after you converted the bedroom into a boardroom.

Number 3. Your co-workers have given you the affectionate nickname "that loser who's obsessed with Donald Trump."

Number 2. When blowing out birthday candles, you wish to be a 23-year-old Russian model so Trump will love you.

And the Number 1 sign that you are obsessed with Donald Trump:
1. You're Donald Trump

To the thanks of Dave Letterman for being so funny.