Loser....
Why do A-Holes have to be such A-Holes? Why can't they just be B-Holes like everyone else? I’d even settle for a C-Hole every now and then.
Sarah went to school today and noticed when she got out of her car, there was a HUGE dent in her back door. This must have happened over the weekend, because she hasn't driven her car since then. HIT AND RUN BASTARDS! That's all I have to say.
So now, if she wanted to use her insurance to fix her car, she has to pay $500 just for the deductible (Collision). Which I'm sure will cost a little less than this... so basically she's fuct. Damn those hit and run bastard a-hole son of a motherless goats!
Well, I guess the next house/apt. we rent will have to have off street parking or Nada renting for us! It is ridiculous that it has to come to this, but a very similar thing happened to her car at our last Apt. (No off street parking) and we don't want to make it 3 for 3.
Maybe all we need to do is put camera’s up around the house and have a few pointing at our cars in hopes that the next time this happens, we will see a license plate number or maybe even a head shot.
We are still on the look out for a car/truck around our neighborhood with green paint scrapes and a possible dent on the front or back bumper. And only then, when we find'um, we can open up a can of whoop ass on this sad waste of a human being.
For the guy/girl who participated in the Hit and Run... You can eat a big fat rotten knuckle sandwich! Beotch! And Please accept our loser of the month care card...
Signed,
Victim's of a crime
Sarah went to school today and noticed when she got out of her car, there was a HUGE dent in her back door. This must have happened over the weekend, because she hasn't driven her car since then. HIT AND RUN BASTARDS! That's all I have to say.
So now, if she wanted to use her insurance to fix her car, she has to pay $500 just for the deductible (Collision). Which I'm sure will cost a little less than this... so basically she's fuct. Damn those hit and run bastard a-hole son of a motherless goats!
Well, I guess the next house/apt. we rent will have to have off street parking or Nada renting for us! It is ridiculous that it has to come to this, but a very similar thing happened to her car at our last Apt. (No off street parking) and we don't want to make it 3 for 3.
Maybe all we need to do is put camera’s up around the house and have a few pointing at our cars in hopes that the next time this happens, we will see a license plate number or maybe even a head shot.
We are still on the look out for a car/truck around our neighborhood with green paint scrapes and a possible dent on the front or back bumper. And only then, when we find'um, we can open up a can of whoop ass on this sad waste of a human being.
For the guy/girl who participated in the Hit and Run... You can eat a big fat rotten knuckle sandwich! Beotch! And Please accept our loser of the month care card...
Signed,
Victim's of a crime
writen & directed by Mo-Pie
11:07 PM
1 Comments:
Yes, it might have been just someone with way too much Gin and Tonic in them too. We are not sure of this as of yet though. I've heard that too much of this stuff will impare a lot of things, which I'm sure includes, driving, jogging and blogging too.
writen & directed by
Mo-Pie, at around 3:23 PM
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